Dear reprobate students
Listen up, turds. When you log in to school computers, there is a message right before you enter your username and password. You know, the one you never read? Well, that message says that we might electronically monitor your session. Do you know what that means?
No, of course you don’t.
What it means is that when a member of staff calls me and asks me to find out what you’re doing on one of the loan pool laptops, I can immediately look at exactly what is on your screen and watch what you are doing in real time. This means that if you tell this member of staff you are doing revision, when what you are actually doing is looking at photos of your idiot emo ‘friends’ on Facebook or playing retarded online Flash games, I can provide screenshots to that member of staff so that they can ensure you never get to use the loan pool laptops again.
By the way, we also log every website you ever visit. Just an ‘FYI’.
Love and kisses,