Not how I left it
Today was particularly rammed, not least because LadiesMan is on holiday (seeing a lady) and Overshare emailed in at 8am with slightly more detail than was necessary about the illness that is keeping him off work today.
I was therefore not especially thrilled to receive a ticket informing me that a printer in the Science department was “not working”. Partly because I hate printers in general, but mostly because I know which brand it is.
I was especially unhappy to arrive in front of the printer to find it was not in quite the same place as it was last time I saw it. Equipment mysteriously moving around rarely bodes well. I haven’t yet discovered who moved it, but I am possibly going to kill them when I do. Perhaps you can work out why from my report back to the person who raised the ticket:
Your printer was not working because it was switched off at the wall and all the cables had been unplugged from the back. Oh, and it had no paper in it.
Love and kisses,