Nothing is working
It’s a phrase I hate hearing.
“I turned the computer on and nothing is working.”
“I logged into my computer and nothing is working.”
“I tried to run Word and now nothing is working.”
If the computer is powered on, then something is working. If your login is stuck halfway through but showing an error message, something is working. If Word has loaded up but isn’t reponsding, but everything else on the computer is fine, something is working. Granted, not everything is working, but something is, so how about giving me a description of the problem that’s a bit less ignorant, OK?