Contact your System Administrator
RPC server not available. Contact your administrator if this condition persists.
There is no message in any IT product more infuriating to me than “Contact your administrator.” I AM the administrator, and I DON’T KNOW WHY IT’S BROKEN EITHER.
I can understand this sort of message when it’s in an obviously user-facing product like, say, Microsoft Word, but when it appears in advanced server configuration software that only an expert would ever be using, it’s an inexcusable cop-out. If you are a developer, and you put this message in your software, I will hunt you down and beat you so savagely that your grandchildren will be born with a limp.