Dear Granada Learning
After many years of deliberation, I have concluded that you are incapable of producing software with any regard to the technical requirements of modern computing systems. Demanding local administrator rights might have been acceptable 10 years ago, but it sure as hell isn’t today. MSI deployment? Forget it. Run from the network? Only with a mapped drive. Activation? Go round to every machine.
Every piece of software I’ve ever had to install from you has been awkward and bug-ridden. It disgusts me that you are still in business. Every time I think “maybe they’ve got this one right,” and every time, I’m wrong.
The simple fact is that you are not good at this. I realise that after this long it’s too much to ask that you will wither and die, so please just find something else to produce, and someone else to annoy.
Love and kisses,