I was in our Reception classrooms earlier this week looking at an audio problem; turned out to be as simple as one of the children having sneakily switched the audio input from AUX to CD. I have yet to fathom why the morons at Promethean thought it would be a good idea to supply amplifiers for classrooms with 4 discrete inputs, but we’ve got almost a dozen of them. We had more until the capacitors started going pop.
As I was leaving, a little girl asked me “Are you a fixer?”
“Yes,” I replied. “I’m an underworld fixer.”
I’ve since been told that not all 5-year-olds understand my humour.